damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

she doesn’t get it

(via greetings-deactivated2015-01-23)

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

(via stand)

• straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
• straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
• straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
• gay couple: *holds hands in public*
• straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN